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I’m having an asthma attack omg this is perfect
one of the few things on tumblr I genuinely find hilarious
this is gold
This made me smile :)
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“I Think I Am In Friend-Love With You” written by and illustrated by Yumi Sakugawa, published in Sadie Magazine, 2012.
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we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her
ok what this picture of my dog literally has more notes than any selfie i have ever taken like excuse me this bitch dont even pay rent and all she does is sleep eat and shit on the lawn like wtf the struggle is real
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TALISMAN, 30” x 42”, oil, enamel & shellac on canvas, 2012, by Samantha Keely Smith.
+ detail photos
zoom in here: http://samanthakeelysmith.com/samantha-keely-smith-paintings/talisman.php
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Fuck the popo
THIS IS THE MOST BADASS THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HELL YES.
WHAT OMG
re-watched this so many times
Holy butts
Jesus took the wheel.
JESUS TOOK THE WHEEL
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Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
You know what’s attractive?
Not this:
EVERYONE REBLOG THIS
On average, men’s pants have about 6 inch deep pockets.
IT’S 2013 AND WE STILL DON’T HAVE PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY
PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY!!!
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That Green Lantern one will do, thanks. :)
Ditto
The last one, omg <3
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8-years ago, CHP Officer Kevin Briggs talked this young man out of jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge.
That young man’s name is Kevin Berthia.
Today he is 30 years old and married with 2 children.
This week he presented Officer Briggs with an award on behalf of the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention.
The story of how Officer Briggs talked Kevin down is remarkable.
As you can see in the picture, Kevin is literally one step away from jumping to his death. But for more than hour, the officer listened to Kevin pour his heart out about his troubles and told him, “I know you think things are bad, but they can get better.”
Kevin says, “Officer Briggs never made me feel guilty for the situation I was in. He made feel like, I understand why you are here, but there are alternatives”
Kevin is just one of countless lives Briggs has saved over his 23 year career.
Briggs, who was promoted to Sergeant five years ago, is humble about what he does. He says, ”they make the decision, when they step back over that rail it takes a tremendous amount of courage”
I salute Sergeant Briggs!
Photo: The San Francisco Chronicle, John Storey
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Will reblog every, EVERY time.
what a helpful young person
I’ve this like 15 times and I still enjoy this!
ahahahah
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Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
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The Princess Mononoke stage adaptation has opened in London to sell-out performances and rave reviews. The play’s puppets and costumes are made out of recycled material, reflecting Miyazaki’s environmental message.
whoa how did I not know this was a thing?!?
I. NEED. TO. SEE. THIS.
HAS NEVER WANTED MORE THAN NOW!!!!!!!!
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jack-frost-the-incredibly-cold:
fuckin lilo
I’m fucking dying
LILO NO
Lilo is all of us
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